(Source: epic-vines, via lauriethatsme)

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via academy)

coastlineteens:

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(via academy)

Anonymous im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink

asian:

dutchster:

when i don’t understand a post and check the caption for an explanation but find only puns there

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aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

(via academy)

illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

(via academy)

ooooooooberyn:

musewhipped:

gleek4snix:

gutterdyke:

dr-cormier:

lightspeedsound:

divergentshadowhunting:

thedadruiner:

o shit

setting the record straight

Oh look, the media casually blaming underaged girls for their unwilling involvement with adult men

 

you go girl

I don’t watch the show but I don’t care, this is AWESOME

I’m pretty sure they had this video deleted from youtube, because it used to be there, and then one day I was looking for it to show to someone, and it was nowhere to be found. It will however live on in gifs forever.

The blond chick is just leaning back grinning and the other girl is getting excited and then there’s just the dude in the middle going

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"I fucked up."

(Source: nayariverasunderboob, via lauriethatsme)

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